I. | Thou shall have no other gods before me, unless one of those godscomplains about being left out. |
II. | Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image unless it helps theevisualize what you think God should look like. |
III. | Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, unless ithelps thee feel like a macho man. |
IV. | Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless, of course, theehas more important things to do. |
V. | Honor thy father and thy mother, unless they refuse to give theeeverything thee wants. |
VI. | Thou shall not kill, except when intoxicated by something. |
VII. | Thou shall not commit adultery, unless thee finds someone whomakes thee feel young again. |
VIII. | Thou shall not steal, unless they will never miss it. |
IX. | Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor, except whenwriting an unauthorized biography. |
X. | Thou shall not covet, unless thy neighbor has something thee doesnot have. |
Don't let us be surprised, O God, when You nonconcur on all these amendments, and HELEN A. MORELAND, Journal Clerk.